A recently-married man is serving in the Navy.
He is on a ship near an island a long way from home, and he knows he will be there a long time. He sends… Read More »A recently-married man is serving in the Navy.
Marriage Jokes
Marriage jokes about husbands, wives, weddings and anniversaries. Funny truths about married life that every couple will recognize.
If anyone on this sub is thinking of getting married, consider this carefully before you do.
On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.But on the other hand, you don’t.
Decent and respectful gesture
To guys where out hunting one day. As they came to a clearing, they could see a group of people walking slowly up the road,… Read More »Decent and respectful gesture
JOKESTER
It’s not true love if he doesn’t text you after his wife falls asleep
She won’t admit it, but I’m sure my wife’s favorite sex position is “trick-dog style.”
It’s where I sit up and beg, then she rolls over and plays dead.
A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she… Read More »A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
It was freezing that day and I prayed for snow at my wedding…
It never happened but I got 8 inches on my honey moon.
Cheerio
So in this magical land where everyone is a cheerio. You have normal Cheerios, frosted Cheerios you know the whole 9 yards. Well this normal… Read More »Cheerio
I asked my wife if i was the only one she’s been with.
She said, “Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights”.
I ain’t afraid of my wife!
But don’t tell her I said that.