Fun jokes

A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following… Read More »A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day

Cause they are your paparazzi

Friend: whoMe: my ass cheeksI know it’s a shit post

Because he only comes once a year.

You need to work 366 days cause it’s a leap year

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Dad: That’s a D, idiot.

Actually it’s probably been about a year and a half

I said “Sir, this is 2020. You can use any printer you want”.