Blonde joke
Blonde
Fun jokes
A man asks his wife, “What would you do if I won the lottery?” She replied, “I’d take half then leave you.”
“Sweet!”, he replied. “I won $20. Here’s $10. Now bugger off.”
I’m going to open a restaurant called “I don’t care”
That way I can finally go to that place my girlfriend is always talking about.
When is the best time to commit suicide?
Ate a glock in the morning.
Why did the transgender person disappear after they gave birth?
They became transparent.
If the price of oil goes any lower
Exxon Mobil might have to lay off some members of Congress
“My wife suffers from a drinking problem”
“Is she an alcoholic?” “No I am, but she is the one who suffers”