Fun jokes

When a sketchy guy wearing a mask and gloves rings your doorbell at night: 2019: OH MY GOD CALL THE COPS!!! 2020: Yay! Dinner’s here,… Read More »JOKESTER

The prostitute said we could do it as long as we both wore surgical masks and persepex visors…. Suits me….. They normally charge extra when… Read More »JOKESTER

>>Yoda and Luke Star Wars Joke Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff… Read More »Yoda and Luke Star Wars Joke

>>85-year-old physical exam An 85-year-old man was told by the Doctor that he needed a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor… Read More »85-year-old physical exam

What’s the opposite of a stand up comedy? A sitcom. ???

Break up’s are the hardest in China…… You see her face everywhere. ??????

“Mommy, am I adopted?” “Not yet Honey. I only placed the ad yesterday”.

Half of relationships end because of bad sex .Mine however ended because of good sex… With another Woman.

A bartender is sitting behind his bar when a well dressed but obviously drunk man stumbles in. “Bartender! A drink for everyone, a drink for… Read More »Drinks for everyone

“You’ve got a rare disease and you’ve only got 6 months to live,” the doc tells him. The patient is incredulous and tells the doctor… Read More »Guy goes to the doctor for a checkup and gets bad news.