Fun jokes

Last night after a few beers my mate asked if he could stay on my sofa I had to explain to him that I’m married… Read More »Sorry pal

What’s the difference between Jesus and whore? Jesus says: take this bread, it is my body. A whore says: take this body, it is my… Read More »Diffrence

Ladies, we don’t only want your nudes We want your friend’s nudes too, please understand.

A man is sitting alone in an airport lounge when a beautiful woman sits at the table next to him. Long He decides because she’s… Read More »Wtf

I wa‌‌s walkin‌‌g wit‌‌h m‌‌y girlfrien‌‌d whe‌‌n ‌‌a rando‌‌m gu‌‌y whistle‌‌d a‌‌t he‌‌r an‌‌d sai‌‌d, “Nic‌‌e ass”‌‌. Sh‌‌e wa‌‌s clearl‌‌y annoye‌‌d an‌‌d demande‌‌d ‌‌I sa‌‌y… Read More »Every day

Coronavirus jokes cured my depression due to quarantine.

Costco worker asked if I wanna box for my groceries. No bro I’m just trying to pay for them, everyone’s so violent these days.

religion is waiting for corona to end. so they can get back to performing miracles and healing the sick

The quarantine has ruined many marriages but mine is still going strong. Just the other day I woke up to my beautiful and loving wife… Read More »Protect

Researchers have discovered that excessive masturbation can cause dyslexia . . . Hwoevr tihs is olny ni etxreem caess of slef aubse