A man is sitting alone in an airport lounge when a beautiful woman sits at the table next to him.
He decides because she’s wearing a uniform, she’s probably an off-duty stewardess. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly. He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto : ‘To Fly. To Serve’.
The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: ‘Winning the hearts of the world’. Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face. Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto: ‘Going beyond expectations’. The woman looks at him sternly and says: ‘What the fuck do you want?’ ‘Ah!’ he says “Ryanair”.