Fun jokes

I’ve just dropped my wife off at her mom’s, on my way to the bar. Man I fucking love this helicopter.

Life before the computer: Memory was something that you lost with age. An application was for employment. A program was a TV show. A cursor… Read More »before

If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

What I’ve learned from movies: No matter how fast you run, a psychopath can catch up to you by slowly walking.

When I tell my barber to “take a little off the top”, he tells me god already beat him to it.

A professor at Auburn University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. Getting a feel for his students, he asks “How many of you believe… Read More »ghosts

I looked at my girlfriend ,who was sitting next to me, and I thought to myself, “My God, what a beauty! What a woman! True… Read More »bacon

My boss asked me to work through my lunch break today. I shouted, “You fucking Asshole! I come in at 7.30 and don’t get thanks… Read More »no problem

Her: Babe, I’m wet 😉 Dumb Boyfriend: Oh, you want a paper towel? Her: Stop playing around babe, I’m serious! DB: Ohhh, you want two… Read More »big and round

Me and my wife were sat outside a cafe in Barcelona today when an absolutely stunning blonde with big tits and a perfect body walked… Read More »out