Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to windows 7. He replied “I still love vista, baby.”
Category: Fun jokes
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Devil: Welcome to Hell…you’re trapped here for eternity, burning in the flames fueled by your sins. Me: What’s your WiFi password?”
ad
An Ad from Durex Condoms:: To all the customers of our competitors” Happy Fathers Day”
need
Did you hear about the astronaut that left his wife over his job? He needed Space…
trhreesome
NSA agent: honey I’m home Wife: how was work? NSA agent: it was great, i had phone sex threesome with a couple and they didn’t even know
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I don’t always get text messages, but when I do they start with “Dear Customer..”
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why did god create the orgasm? so women can still moan even when they’re happy.
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Mom: Don’t make me count to three! Me: Why? Is it to hard for you?
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I ignored my doctor’s advice and ended up in hospital. I maybe should have stopped banging his wife.
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I just bought an answering machine and it doesn’t work. Or maybe I’m just asking it the wrong questions.