‘organic’ is a special term used in supermarkets meaning ‘twice as expensive’
Category: Fun jokes
reason
I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.
difference
5 missed calls from your girlfriend means, you missed a fuck; 5 missed calls from your wife means, you are fucked!
tip
Never wave to your friends at an auction.
hello, I am..
Internet was not working last night spent time with family. They seem to be nice people.
f job
My wife filed for divorce when she found out I was in porn… what a hypocritical bitch, she was the one that told me to get a fucking job!
bad language
Just tried to remember the Macarena and wound up telling some deaf girl I fucked her husband.
multiple
What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? Thanks, guys.
cheat
I’m holding a latte and a croissant while I break into this Mercedes… That way people will think its mine and I locked my keys inside.
no change
How many politicians does it take to change a light-bulb ? None. Politicians never change anything.