Fun jokes

my mate asked “what’s the secret to your happy marriage?” I replied.. “Chemistry… I’m on valium and the hubby’s on Prozac”

Did you know, anti-vaxxers don’t last as long in bed? …especially if the bed is in a hospital.

A Lady goes to confession. Lady: I think I am pregnant. Priest: How did this happen my child? Lady: I think it might have been… Read More »

I went to the acupuncturist the other day. When I got home my voodoo doll was dead

I got fired from the keyboard factory today… It seems I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance,… Read More »

What is James Bonds code name when he is abroad? +4407

My girlfriend is like terms and conditions Because I ignore everything she says and agree with her.

Success is relative…. The more success, the more relatives you have!

My wife left me because of autocorrect That’s the last time she’ll ever text me saying “Can you please bring home some milf from the… Read More »