Fun jokes

I’ve just decided that my 2014 New Year’s resolution is not to leave things to the last minute.

Two year old son spits water on floor. Wife: we don’t spit! If it’s in your mouth, you swallow it. Husband raises eyebrows. Wife: You… Read More »Shut the…

This girl was chatting me up at the pub. “So, what do you do for a living?” she asked, batting her eyelids over her glass.”… Read More »Boxer

Son: Where are my sunglasses? Dad: I don’t know… where are my dadglasses?

If your girl can’t cook and you cheat on her with a girl that can, then it’s not cheating… That’s called survival

There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job, Good food, Good sleep & Good _uck. Whatever you are thinking… Is… Read More »Good..

The leaning tower of Pisa is in Italy. Therefore, it’s simply…Italicized.

My girlfriend has no interest in my personality, has no desire to ever get to know the ‘real’ me and her only goal in life… Read More »Love

Guys get erections every morning, the concept of “morning” varies depending on where you live, with the “morning line” basically spinning around the earth infinitely.… Read More »Wave

“Time is a construct of man, a means of adding value and structure to a chaotic universe, it serves no real purpose, it’s endless and… Read More »Still