Fun jokes

I buried my best porn in a time capsule. For the generations to come.

The reason so many guys have foot fetishes is because they lost their virginity to a sock.

Alright… Who pushed the fast forward button on my weekend?

How many choreographers does it take to change a lightbulb? 5, 6, 7, 8…

I just found an old website that teaches different ways you can get high. It is the original trip advisor.

Banks need to be better at restocking these ATMs at Christmas. This is the 5 th one I have been to that said insufficient funds.

It’s Sunday. So am 100% motivated to do nothing today.

What do you call a girl who doesn’t give head? An Uber.

My wife and I were going on holiday. And we were discussing our secret sexual fetishes. She said she always wanted to be handcuffed. So… Read More »

Having too much sex can cause memory loss! Oh and also, I can’t remember if I told you guys this but having too much sex… Read More »