How does a squid start a war?
Well-armed
Fun jokes
What do you call it when a chameleon can’t change colors?
Reptile dysfunction
The nice thing about working for yourself is that you only have to work half days
The best part is, you also get to choose which 12 hours that is.
How do you get over seasonal depression?
You just fall out of it
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a hooker with diarrhea?
One of them shucks between fits.
Judge: I order you to pay $10,000
Mario: why?Judge: it’s a fineMario: [sadly] no itsa not
What do you call a communist sniper?
A marxman.
I’m having trouble with my conjugations in Spanish class
Subi or not subi
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