Fun jokes

A Chinese business man has been sharing photos of children crawling around and playing on top of a Lamborghini, saying that the happiness of children… Read More »Happiness

I’ve read Masturbation may help prevent the common cold Really hope so, I’ve run out of tissues.

I asked the hot girl in gym ” What’s your New Year Resolution?” She said “Fuck you!” I’m now eagerly waiting for the year to… Read More »We have the same resolution!

If having sex for money makes you a whore… then does having sex for free make you a non-profit whoreganisation?

Took my son out for his first Pint today. I got him a Fosters, he didn’t like it, I drank it. Then I got him… Read More »it wasn`t easy

Christmas presents are like sex It’s always more fun to get them from other people than to give yourself one.

I think Google is broken or something… I did a Google Image search for Rorschach tests, but all that shows up is pictures of my… Read More »Rorschach test

The mechanic asked me if I’ve ever rotated my tires. How does he think I got here?

man: my wife has laryngitis Doctor: there’s no cure sir man: cure it? l want you to prolong it.

– Daddy they are shooting at school – Well log off then…