Fun jokes

Now whenever we smoke weed with him he starts contradicting himself, Like he said “Goddamn, I wish we rolled another” then he went “Is anyone… Read More »[Serious] My mate went to Amsterdam for a week and did loads of acid and shrooms

A baby boomer.

She looks across the lake and sees two blondes standing on the opposite shore.She yells across the lake to them … “How do I get… Read More »A blonde is standing on the shore of the lake.

It will always remain stationery.

Back in the stoned age

Comet.

So this little boy is in the playground when some bullies come along, and they say to him:“Hey, purple lemon, you suck!”And the boy doesn’t… Read More »Purple lemon