I know a few bilingual pot heads
The Rosetta stoners
Fun jokes
What happened when I got kicked out of Iraq
I ran!!! Iran. Iran!! Get it
Mimes are the only people that use actual chairs.
Get it? chAIRs.Sorry, I’ll leave
I hate Russian dolls
They are so full of themselves
When I do the Hokey-Pokey, I **always** put my whole self in.
And then, I shake it all about. I don’t know about y’all, but I think that’s what it’s all about.
I recently had to get surgery done on my lungs
The doctors said it was breathtaking
How does a thief get into a house?
Intruder window
What is the speed limit of sex?
68.At 69 you have to turn around.