Why Does The Origami Like to do Laundry?
Because it likes folding.
Fun jokes
The doctor told me I had only 2 years left to live.
So I killed him and the judge gave me 40.
I heard a rumor that Epstein was hung like a horse
But I’m pretty sure you would need more rope to hang a horse.
sally is on the swing
sally falls of the swing because she has no arms knock knock who’s there not sally sally has a friend with no legs her names… Read More »sally is on the swing
The recent smart home device hackings convinced me to throw away my Roomba.
It’s been collecting my dirt for years.
What car does a bacteria drive?
A Ford Coccus
In medical school, I was told never to tell a person they have cancer right before they board a plane
Nobody likes a terminal diagnosis.