Fun jokes

They fired me from my job because I’m too insecure. Never mind, the mail server was down for a while.

An old man was attending his wife’s funeral. The preacher walked up to him and said, “May she rest in peace.” The man replied, “I… Read More »at least one of them

How is sex like applying for a job Everybody wants experience but you can’t get experience unless you already have experience

A thirty year old man goes to a psychiatrist… Psychiatrist: How long have you been married? Man: 42 years. Psychiatrist: How is that even possible?… Read More »Dog years

Joe Biden called a press conference, to discuss his meeting with Vladimir Putin… “The good news, is that Mr Putin told me that he wants… Read More »Peace

Eat your dinner, there are people starving in Africa” said my wife I replied : “Lets have sex then because there are horny men…. basically… Read More »

My wife bites her lip to look sexy………. I just don’t have the heart to tell her you’re meant to bite the bottom lip.

My wife and I sometimes roleplay in the bedroom with me as a weatherman I forecast 6+ inches lasting for a couple of hours. It… Read More »

Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete? Because she wanted to see the task manager

Once you start buying cheap brakes….. You won’t be able to stop