Why are french ducks so attractive?
They have a certain “je ne sais quack’”.
Fun jokes
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian
OK. I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.
I’ve got nothing to hide.
My friend was itchin for a pie
So I told him to make one from scratch.
Why was the ani-vexxers’ 4 year old child was crying?
Midlife Crisis
My new years resolution is
1920×1080
My cat at one of my awards.. and can’t quite poop it out
It’s a real cat-ass-trophy
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.