Protection
I’ve been hiding from exercise….I’m in the fitness protection program.
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
Never
I don’t know how to act my age, because I have never been this old before!
Reverse
I went to see my psychiatrist yesterday and he said, “I want to try a little reverse psychology on you in this session.” I said,… Read More »Reverse
Enough
“Can I have a double Jack and coke please?” I slurred. “Don’t you think you’ve had enough, sir?” He replied. “What? Listen dickhead, I could… Read More »Enough
Happy to see
You know how when you break up with someone, then see them & they’ve gained weight & it makes you so happy? I think that’s… Read More »Happy to see
I’m taking the Highway to Hell because I am far too lazy to…
I’m taking the Highway to Hell because I am far too lazy to climb the Stairway to Heaven.
Oops, It slipped, wrong hole!
Oops, It slipped, wrong hole! But since I’m already here.. .. .. -Men
Witness
I took a taxi to my court appearance the other day. “What are you here for?” asked the driver. “My bankruptcy hearing. You might as… Read More »Witness
Unrealistic
Porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.
Leave me
I might look like I’m doing nothing.. but in my head I’m having a serious conversation