Not guilty
Judge: State your name. Me: Not guilty. Judge: What? Me: I had it legally changed. Judge: You’re not guilty? *moonwalks out of the courtroom* *doesn’t… Read More »Not guilty
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
Conditions
The pope is very ill, and nobody can cure him. The cardinals call in an old physician recommended to them. After an hour long examination,… Read More »Conditions
Over acting
A man died and went to heaven..God was surprised to see his heart was still beating.. God asked him, how come??The man replied ; I’m… Read More »Over acting
Men shouldn’t feel bad if they only last 8 minutes doing doggy…
Men shouldn’t feel bad if they only last 8 minutes doing doggy style… I mean, that’s almost an hour in dog time.
Tweet
Me: Doctor you’ve got to help me, I’m addicted to Twitter. Doctor: I don’t follow you.
Happy end
I finally shifted 140 lbs of ugly fat I gained over Christmas…..the mother in law went home this morning
Jealous
Her: I can’t believe you would talk to that other woman right in front of me like that! I saaaaaw the way you looked at… Read More »Jealous
Last minute
I’ve just decided that my 2014 New Year’s resolution is not to leave things to the last minute.
Shut the…
Two year old son spits water on floor. Wife: we don’t spit! If it’s in your mouth, you swallow it. Husband raises eyebrows. Wife: You… Read More »Shut the…
Boxer
This girl was chatting me up at the pub. “So, what do you do for a living?” she asked, batting her eyelids over her glass.”… Read More »Boxer