Hurts
Sometimes it physically hurts to hold back a sarcastic comment.
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
Fifth person
Some authors write in first person and others write in third person. But I’m writing my book in fifth person, so every sentence starts out… Read More »Fifth person
Replace
The L in my luck has been replaced with F.
Only with one finger
I attracted a girls attention from across a room while I was sat down by using one of my fingers indicating for her to “come… Read More »Only with one finger
Wrong formula
Why are Americans fat? Because they think E=MC Donalds 😁
Depends
Interviewer: So, What do you want to do in your life? Me: It depends on the last movie I watched!
One hand
I’m typing this with one hand, “I wish you were here”
what is wrong with me
I just read that the average person has sex at least three times a week. They must have a really well paid job. I can… Read More »what is wrong with me
Trick
Females are so slick, they will lie on your chest and ask you, “Babe have you ever cheated on me?” then wait for your heart… Read More »Trick
A family was having guests to dinner.
A family was having guests to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and says, “Dear, would you like to say… Read More »A family was having guests to dinner.