Selfie
When I was a kid, a selfie was something you did with a bottle of lotion.
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
Your job is
Dear Heart {♥} , Please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood, that’s it…
Do it
The old saying is that if you want something done right, do it yourself. This shouldn’t apply to sex.
Could you tell
Have you heard about a computer virus which fills your internet history with hundreds of pornographic websites, then plants a folder somewhere on your hard… Read More »Could you tell
Q&A
What do you call a caring, considerate and gifted man? A Myth.
Improvement
What’s the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital? At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.
A man walks into a library. “Yes we do,” says the librarian. “Do…
A man walks into a library. “Yes we do,” says the librarian. “Do you have any books about mind reading?” asks the man.
Bad luck
Just my luck — judging by the itching and the rash, I think I’m allergic to prostitutes…
Backup
And then the God said: “Noah, make a backup. I’m going to format”
Self esteem so low, you crop yourself out of your selfie.
Self esteem so low, you crop yourself out of your selfie.