JOKESTER
What starts with an ‘O’ ends with an ‘ions’ and sometimes makes you cry? Opinions. ???
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JOKESTER
I saw my Ex wife yesterday, she was at the other end of the Museum from me. I would have said hello, but there was… Read More »JOKESTER
JOKESTER
Me: sometimes I talk to myself Me: OMG, same
JOKESTER
Probiotics are good for you, but they’re still not sure about the benefits of amateur biotics.
JOKESTER
I went on a blind date with a woman, whose online profile said she had a “infectious smile.” She was fu***ng suffering from Herpes. ???
Jokester
Make it awkward today by asking people what they did for Valentine’s day.When they answer, “dinner”, you should say, “No…after that.”
Just sayin’
The phrase “until death do us part” was invented when the average lifespan was 35 years.
Neither me
Cop: Sir, are you drunk? Me: No, occifer. Cop: Step out of the car and say the alphabet backwards, please. Me: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba Cop: I’m impressed,… Read More »Neither me
Empty is suspicious
After clearing your browser history there should be a button that makes a new history filled with regular websites instead of having it be all… Read More »Empty is suspicious
My opinion
Opinions are like orgasms. Mine is the most important and I really couldn’t care less about yours.