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I phoned a Chinese Restaurant last night and the man said, “harrow, I’m Wang Kin the Chef” I said, “No worries mate, I’ll call back… Read More »I phoned a Chinese Restaurant last night and the man said,…
It’s not about how many times you fall. It’s about how many times you get back up. Cop: That’s not how field sobriety tests work,… Read More »It’s not about how many times you fall.
If I had a dollar for everytime someone over 40 told me my generation sucks….Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.
Boss: You’re doing great! Keep doing what you’re doing. Me: I wish I knew what I was doing.
Me: Do you want me to look into your eyes when I stick it in my mouth? Officer: Ma’am just blow into the breathalyzer please.
Alcohol: Post it, it’s fuckin hilarious. Sobriety: WTF?…I’m never drinking again.
I have only one word for women that want to treat me like a sex object… Hey
I’m never really sure if I have free time, or if I’m just forgetting all the shit I’m supposed to be doing.
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change the bulb and one to hold the penis…..LADDER! I… Read More »How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
Don’t hate me because I’m handsome, stick around, I’ll give you plenty of other legitimate reasons.