The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
I went skydiving and this guy straps himself to me, we jump out of the plane and as we plummet, he says to me, “So,… Read More »I went skydiving and this guy straps himself to me, we jump out…
Girl gonna text me “Come fuck me”, like I’m some kind of piece of meat. First of all, I’m on my way….
During plane flights, I get really terrible earache! This year I found a solution that’ll help…. I’ve booked my wife’s seat 10 rows back.
Whenever I see hitchhikers, I just pretend they’re telling me I’m doing a good job driving.
All porn films should start with 5 seconds of music, to remind me that my volume is turned up. ???
Getting offended by something on the internet is like choosing to step in dogshit instead of walking around it.
Barcelona came to Anfield 4 nothing..
Teacher: Your daughter said the F word in class. Me: Well…She didn’t fucking learn it from me.
The only advantage other people have over me is that they can kiss my ass and I can’t.
New scientific evidence has come to light that one beer takes nine minutes off your life. According to my calculations, I died sometime in September… Read More »New scientific evidence has come to light that one beer takes…