I told my wife I was going to give her gold-medal sex.
She said, “Just once, could you give me silver-medal sex and finish second?”
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Amazon is launching a new personal assistant for people suffering from depression.
They are calling it Alexa Pro.
If “going number 1” means “taking a pee”
Number 1 doesn’t mean shit.
So there was this one prostitute that said she would do anything for money…
There were these really irritating guys that made me want to strangle the life out of their bodies. I asked her if she could beat… Read More »So there was this one prostitute that said she would do anything for money…
I saw a few nuns at a bus stop…one of them was smoking a cigarette, one of them was wearing a beanie…
You could say they had a couple bad habits.
This girl told me that she could suck me off inside my own head.
It was truly mind-blowing.
No one knows what propaganda means anymore.
It’s when a British person takes a really good look at something.
Why did Joseph Stalin always write in lower case letters?
He hated capitalism.
C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “Sorry, but we don’t serve minors.” So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them.After a few drinks,… Read More »C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar.
Kim Kardashian tried to break the internet.
She didn’t succeed but she did leave a large visible crack.