A foolish Dutchman
What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?One is a hollow cylinderand the other a silly Hollander.
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Shaggy as part of the Gestapo
Like Fred man, I’m trying to look for Jews
Boudreaux and the parrot (LONG)
Boudreaux walked past a pet shop every day on his way to work. He saw this nice looking parrot and decided to ask the shop… Read More »Boudreaux and the parrot (LONG)
Celibacy and atheism are quite similar.
One is avoiding sex, and the other is avoiding sects.
What is the difference between light and hard?
A man can get to sleep with the light on.
How do you solve for x?
You dont have to cause x gonn give it to ya!
“And that’s why I became a pilot, to get over my fear.”
“Heights?”“No, dying alone.”
Why can Einstein rank only 2nd among all physics?
Newton’s first law
I asked my girlfriend if she would like to go out with her friends on Saturday to get a couple of pairs of new shoes, get your hair done in a different style, then go out for a couple of rounds of Chardonnay.
“That sounds great!”“Good, because we are breaking up.”-Jimmy Carr
If you ever feel annoyed because your birthday’s on Christmas so you don’t get as many presents…
just imagine how Jesus must feel.