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“Your underwear is too tight and very revealing” I said to my wife She said, “Wear your own then dickhead” ?
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
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Her: Do these jeans make my ass look big? Me: Not at all. Your ass make those jeans look small.
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“Oh fine, I’ll just have one bite”. Narrator: ” He was, in fact, about to have more than just one bite. He was about to… Read More »JOKESTER
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Girlfriend: I’m going to leave you if you don’t stop wearing different clothes every hour. Me: Wait pleeeease ‼‼ l can change.
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“oh, and another thing” ~ women 3 days after the argument is over
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A man wakes up in a hospital bed… The nurse says, I have some bad news. You won’t be able to feel anything from the… Read More »JOKESTER
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You know you’re getting old when you’re watching porn and you think to yourself “That bed looks really comfortable…”
Married sex
I thiink that anal sex should be reserved for marriage only because marriage is a prison.
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The wife rang me at the pub giggling, “The kids are at mums, I’ve got a bottle of Chardonnay, and I’m in my sexy new… Read More »JOKESTER
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A man with a stutter died in prison today….. He didn’t even finish his sentence. ☠?☠