Why do we call it “losing your virginity”?
Why do we call it “losing your virginity”? Who loses it? Most of us don’t go looking for it after its gone.
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Until
You haven’t seen a woman overreact until you tell her she is overreacting
Never mind
I had a dream I was swimming in chocolate, but when I woke up ……nevermind
Difference
Women can use sex to get what they want. Men can’t because, well, what they want is sex.
I agree
Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you’re just ignoring everything & click, “I agree.”
Fired
It turns out that a monkey cannot in fact do my job, long story short, he got us both fired.
If there was an award for laziness, I’d probably send someone to…
If there was an award for laziness, I’d probably send someone to pick it up for me.
Paying
A married couple is remodeling their home and getting new doors so the husband asks his wife to go get hinges. She goes to the… Read More »Paying
No one at home…
They made an engaging looking couple in the swank restaurant: The man was handsome, graying and obviously well off; the woman was a joy to any eye – very young, ravishing and delectable.
As they each read their menus, the gentleman asked his date what she would like to eat.
Right hand
HUSBAND: Darling, if I lost my sight, would you be my eyes for me? WIFE: Of course I would sweetheart. HUSBAND: If I lost my… Read More »Right hand