Fun jokes
[At proctologist’s office] Me: *unzipping pants nervously*
Doctor: You’re understandably nervous, but please zip my pants back up.
Why do Americans love Russian dolls?
Because they’re full of themselves
Two identical twins that were separated at birth were asked how they reunited
Well, one said, “we met online and immediately noticed many physical similarities”The other chimed in “ we both mentioned in our bio how we never… Read More »Two identical twins that were separated at birth were asked how they reunited
Two old women sat on a park bench.
A man in a trench coat approached and flashed them. One old woman immediately had a stroke. The other old woman, couldn’t reach.
What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everybody.A bitch sleeps with everybody …but you!
Donald Duck was walking trough Mario’s castle
When He saw the princess He said:Hi Daisy!To wich She replied:I’m Peach Donald.