Fun jokes

“Dad, if we kill all the bad people, will there be any good ones left?” – No, son, there will be only killers.

– TASS (Russian news agency) is authorized to state that the cruiser “Moscow” is participating in a special underwater operation!

Why are virgins so chill? Zero fucks given.

The newlywed couple come back from their honeymoon. The bride’s mother asks the groom: Did you enjoy “the whole thing”? The groom answers: Yes, I… Read More »

“Hey gorgeous, can I buy you a drink?” She said, “Do you like sex?” I said, “Of course I like sex.” She said, “Do you… Read More »I walked up to a fit girl at a bar the other night and said,

I went to a strip club at lunchtime today but it wasn’t open. The sign on the door said, “Sorry, we’re clothed!”.. ?

Her: Our sex life has really improved Therapist: Why do you think that is? Her: I’ve learnt how to appreciate the small things in life

Being a college student is hard. Every day, you have to clear up your schedule and make time to sit down and focus, find the… Read More »fuhgdat1019

I still wear a mask… because I no longer remember how to control my facial expressions in public ?

Had a warning from Facebook for a joke so here is the edited version ? **** ***** *********** *** **** *** ****** *** * ****… Read More »