Fun jokes

My Boss rang me and apologised for not believing I was sick…. Then, He told me he’d seen my posts on thefun.net and realised that… Read More »

I drink beer because I’m too lazy to walk. They say you should walk 10000 steps, the AA only requires 12

People say I mangle metaphors, but you can’t make an omelet without beating a few dead horses.

During the upcoming birth of Maria Sharapova, the staff of the maternity hospital runs the risk of becoming deaf.

Russia’s only high-precision weapon is a television. It affects the brain, even if it is not …

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

My vagina is like the local gym,” said my wife. “What?” I asked. “Hot and sweaty?” “No,” she replied. “Only a few members use it… Read More »

When a sex worker gives you a discount, you’re getting a holesale price.

why are women and salads opposites? You dress a salad right before you eat it

Tolstoy’s great-grandson and Dostoevsky’s great-great-granddaughter began working together on a sequel to their great ancestors called “War, Peace and Idiot.”