Animated cartoon squirrels are metaphors for the best soulmates.
They’ll do anything for love, and go Hammy on your cookie or Scrat on your nut.
Fun jokes
Just dropped a copy of “A Christmas Carol” on my toe.
It hurts like the Dickens!
Mon, people keep sayin’ dat President Trump is impeached.
I tink im oranged.
If the earth is flat…
Then how come my soda is still fizzy?
I ran a marathon for charity
It was for kids with asthma, i easily finsihed 1st.
Quasimodo needed a sub bell ringer…
Put an ad in the paper. No one showed up for weeks. Finally a knock on the door. Guy standing there with no arms. Quasi… Read More »Quasimodo needed a sub bell ringer…
Flour, salt, and butter go to a dance.
Butter sees flour and salt dancing in the corner.He walks over to them and asks, “can I cut in?”