My cat at one of my awards.. and can’t quite poop it out
It’s a real cat-ass-trophy
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Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.
If I only had a week to live, I’d spend every day of it at work.
There, even just eight hours last fucking forever.
My dog pooped in my bed this morning
I forgive her though, shit happens.
honey
Husband embraced wife from behind, said : “I love you, honey.”The wife gigled and said : “What are you, Winnie the Pooh?”The husband shocked and… Read More »honey
Why did the waiter’s computer system not work?
Because of a server error.
Marvel have released their schedule for the next set of Spider-Man films
Spider-Man: HomecomingSpider-Man 2: Far From HomeSpider-Man 3: Going Back Home AgainSpider-Man 4: Going Out Again For A BitSpider-Man 5: Coming Back Once MoreSpider-Man 6: Leaving… Read More »Marvel have released their schedule for the next set of Spider-Man films
Labour Leadership Hopefuls Perform 4 Yorkshiremen Sketch
r/MemeThatNews•Posted byu/DamoclesBDA20 minutes agoLabour Leadership Hopefuls Perform 4 Yorkshiremen Sketch 0 points2 comments
I believe that schools do not prepare us for the future.
The best example of this is when your teacher said “If you’re ever nervous on stage, picture everyone in their underwear.” I try doing that… Read More »I believe that schools do not prepare us for the future.
What are the 3 hottest things you can do to a woman during foreplay?
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