What did one snowman say to the other while snacking?
This carrot tastes like boogers.
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TIFU by not knowing how to talk to sad people
Warning, this isn’t a happy post this has a sort of good ending but it’s not happy also obligatory happened yesterday not today’sMy friend invited… Read More »TIFU by not knowing how to talk to sad people
Foucault: Schools serve the same social functions as prisons and hospitals
Foucault’s mother: You’re still going.
What’s the dumbest animal in the jungle?
The polar bear.
Two old jews are sitting in a park and reading newspaper
One of them notices that the other’s paper is from a really antisemite organization and basically a pure antisemitic propaganda”What the hell are you reading?… Read More »Two old jews are sitting in a park and reading newspaper
My girlfriend said we need to spend more quality time together.
So I bought her a tea set and a koala and said wtf are we supposed to do now?
A son asks his father what is the meaning of “in practice” and “in theory”
“Il show you son. Call your sister.” Says the father”Daughter would you sleep with a man for a million dollars?” Asks the father”Yes of course,… Read More »A son asks his father what is the meaning of “in practice” and “in theory”
T-Boned by a Police Officer who was placed at fault for the crash the city attorney denied my claim both medical and property what are my options now?
As I said above in October a police officer ran a red light tboning me and one other driver. No lights were seen or sirens… Read More »T-Boned by a Police Officer who was placed at fault for the crash the city attorney denied my claim both medical and property what are my options now?
Hab nem Kollegen nen Limonadenwitz erzählt
Den Fanta lustig
Looking for an active clan with decent/above average/competitive ranges players to play with.
Seriously. All these recommended clans are super inactive and the players are generally Rookie IV or something. I need better teammates for ranked. (Am Pro… Read More »Looking for an active clan with decent/above average/competitive ranges players to play with.