My math teacher never goes outside.
I can tell, cos there’s no sin of his tan.
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Take 4 and subtract 2 from it. What’s left?
The opposite of right.
Why are Executioners so good at their jobs?
Because they execute it perfectly
How do you know anything about anybody?
They’ll tell you
joke of cuort room:;
funy joke i made.:judge in courtroom: ORDR! ORDER!man 1: cheese bueger plaesejudge: shut the up…man: NO!! i order 7up!!
Is Trae Young just the product of being on a bad team?
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An not at all crumby pun!
What do you call a piece of bread that has genetic deficiencies after multiple generations of breeding?Inbread.
I had a kid in the back of a police car
i named it nina
I’m cutting you off
You’ve been bungee jumping too much
I built a house out of OXO cubes [OC]
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