What happened to the arrogant red-shirt who demanded his Star Fleet Captain beam him up?
He was hoisted by his own Piccard.
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Can I get the Minty Code if I buy something from Gamestop online?
I was wondering if I could still get the Minty Pickaxe code if I buy something from the Gamestop website. I want to buy $10… Read More »Can I get the Minty Code if I buy something from Gamestop online?
I recently put poison ivy in the bed of a guy that I don’t like.
It was a rash decision on my part.
What’s the difference between my real dad and recycled saran wrap?
One’s the transparent piece of garbage and the other’s a garbage, trans-parent.
Louder!
A redneck is walking on the beach. He comes across two beautiful college girls.The redneck says, “Hey, where y’all from?”The two girls reply, “Yale.”The redneck… Read More »Louder!
Why are french ducks so attractive?
They have a certain “je ne sais quack’”.
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian
OK. I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.
I’ve got nothing to hide.
My friend was itchin for a pie
So I told him to make one from scratch.