Anyone else still have their SS not pull your info yet?
Should I be concerned? I’ve already sent my SS their gift, and got a thank you from them. Mine still hasn’t pulled my info yet.
Fun jokes
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A guy tried to sell me a fake Picasso, but I didn’t buy it.
I used my artistic lie-sense.
A horse goes into a bar
“Hey horse, why the long face?””I’m not a horse, I’m Adrien Brody”
How do you fart in another language?
You eat foreign food.
How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four. One to actually do the job, one to try and help, one to fuck shit up, and one to record the full thing.Btw, I’m… Read More »How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Blonde Phone Call to Mom
Hi Mom, it’s me. “Hi Sally, are you okay? I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware store, looking for a drill.””Yeah,… Read More »A Blonde Phone Call to Mom
How much does a doctor that performs circumcisions make?
Nothing, he just keeps the tips.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from all the reposts on this sub…
WIFE: I’ve thought about it, and I’ve decided I’m just not a kid person.
ME: Hey… [taking her hand] the word you’re looking for is “adult.”
I had a mild case of insanity.
The doctors said I should stop playing INSAN-D.