What does Jewish Mario say?
It’s-a me, Jewish Mario
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My friend asked me what my plans were 2 weeks from now.
I said “Not sure, I don’t have 2020 vision”
Why is Santa’s sack so big ?
. . Cause he only comes once a year.
Dogs are either one of two things…
A bitch or a son of a bitch
There was a spider in our house
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.Went out.Had a few drinks.Nice guy.He’s a web designer.
Why did Dre go to prison?
Because he gave his kids beats
Date goes well…
Date: Do you want to go upstairs?Me: sureDate: Do you have any protection?Me: looking visibly scared W-why? Who’s up there?
Spelling the word panda is easy;
You just need the letter P and A.
I’m so broke
You can call me saint nickel-less.
Reddit is just left wing 4chan
Reddit is full of sniveling sycophants who want nothing more than to remain in thier echo chambers and never have thier ideas or beliefs challenged.… Read More »Reddit is just left wing 4chan