Fun jokes

A prostitute standing outside a motel in a small town saw an elderly man walking past. She hasn’t had a customer in a while, so… Read More »won`t be able

Putin went to see his most trusted advisor, who happened to be his personal physician. The doctor said, “I have good news and bad news.… Read More »good news

How to make lesbians like you? Don’t be a dick.

An elderly man went in to see his doctor. The doctor asked “What brings you in today?” The elderly man responds “My sex life is… Read More »Too high

One thing my dad told me, he said, “Son, never explain yourself to anyone.” He never did tell me why.

Women get mad for 5 reasons: 1.) For everything. 2.) For nothing. 3.) Because yes. 4.) Because no. 5.) Just in case.

My wife and I started role playing in the bedroom. Her favourite is, “Sexy Librarian”, where I have to sit quietly while she reads a… Read More »@BLIZZARD

Want to sexually frustrate an IT worker? Have you tried turning them off, then on again?

Weird. Missionary’s what I call it when I don’t let him come inside.

Two friends, dead drunk, are on their way home, one says to the other, go up to my house for the last drink… They enter… Read More »Only two beers