Fun jokes

I saw my girlfriend with another guy at the mall. I was about to confront them but I managed to calm myself down. That wouldn’t… Read More »@maximumfunpriv

Hubby: Babe, I had a wet dream about you last night. Wife: Oh yeah? What was I wearing? Or not wearing? Hubby: Well…it was a… Read More »@AdamVasyl

A man died and went to heaven. A few days later his wife died and she also went to heaven. She saw him there and… Read More »@AdamVasyl

Apparently having sex constantly helps the memory.. Happy Christmas everybody..

I hate it someone says “Get a job doing what you love”. Who is gonna pay me to chug Vodka and and act like an… Read More »@noonespecial

what if Noah made a website? He would call it Waterbnb

You always claim Germans don’t have humour, but we have. It’s just like healthcare. Most Americans don’t get it.

Yesterday I was diagnosed as a kleptomaniac I’m taking something for it three times a day.

My girlfriend said “Don’t talk about sex until we’re married” Now we’re married she says “you can TALK about sex all you want..”

Terrible night. Dreamt something bit me on the neck. Got up to check, but the mirror wasn’t working.