@Jeep
Boobs are nature’s anti-stress balls, unfortunately they’re attached to the number one leading cause of stress.
Fun jokes
Everything is goes to the plan
In fact, putler is sending his reserve army to Ukraine to find out what happened to the regular one.
@maubis
A sex-ed teacher walks into class with a banana and says “today, I will demonstrate how to use a condom”. After he starts eating the… Read More »@maubis
@ChrisNewton
Wife: When was the last time you gave me an orgasm. Husband: Well this morning if I’m not mistaken. Wife: Yeah in your dreams.Husband: No… Read More »@ChrisNewton
@AdamVasyl
Mary: Jane, do you do any sports activities at all? Jane: Yes I do. Mary: Wow, what sports do you do? Jane: I do cross… Read More »@AdamVasyl
@dunno_wut_i_am_doing
He was surprised when his girlfriend said she wanted another round right after they finished having sex. “Come again?”
@Jokester
I’m not racist my sense of humor is black.
@Stevo
Boss: “You have to take a drugs test.” Me: *knows all the drugs* “No problem…”
@Jokester
Phone: Files have been saved to device. Me: Sweet. Where? Phone: I don’t know.
@AdamVasyl
Wife: Honey, the vacuum cleaner doesn’t suck any more! Hubby: Wait let me see……ah….we have to get a new one…..this one probably got married!