Fun jokes

What’s the difference between a politician and a prostitute? There’s a difference?

My wife said It’s final we’re going to my mother’s Halloween party whether you like it or not. So you better decide what you’re going… Read More »@ChrisNewton

My pal asked me, “How much do you spend on a bottle of wine?” I said, “Ooooh, about 15 minutes.”   🍷🍷🍷

A man is convinced is wife is going deaf, but she won’t admit it. So he decides to test his theory once and for all.… Read More »Are you hear me?

Man: Do you want to have dinner with me at Saturday night? Girl: Actually, I am getting married on Saturday Man: hmmm…. Friday night then?!

I just overheard my girlfriend telling her sister that she’s taking her retarded boyfriend to the pub tonight. I can’t believe the bitch is cheating… Read More »@ChrisNewton

What should Ukrainian soldiers paint on captured Russian tanks? Ctrl-

I really don’t like to brag about my wealth… But yesterday, I had to have my heating on.

Mee: I don’t get nervous during presentation. Also mee: ‘Hello everyone! My name is Presentation’.

Why can’t Putin communicate effectively with his generals? Because he has to shout his orders from across the table.