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@Jokester

What if, instead of Cinderella being a cleaning slave, she was a cooking slave and her name was Mozzarella?

@NJ

I don’t work well under pressure or under any other circumstances.

@Gizmo

The day my wife died, I felt the worst pain I ever felt in my entire life. I somehow shot myself in the eye when… Read More »@Gizmo

@MO

A Canadian visiting America gets held up at gunpoint. “Give me all your money and I’ll let you live. The Canadian replies gleefully, “Oh! You… Read More »@MO

@Rob

McDonald’s just came out with a new burger called the McBiden, when you order it the person behind you has to pay for it..

Sexcurity camera

I caught my coworker watching porn during our meeting He said this is his home security camera

@Mrs

October is eczema awareness month. I’m raising money…. by selling scratch cards

@LM

Nectarines were grown by people who got tired of shaving peaches.

@muratzel

Marx said that “Religion is the opium of the masses” suggesting that the people need better drugs.

@Futuramoist

Studies show non-smokers have an increased risk of dying of old age