Dirty jokes for adults only: naughty one-liners, bedroom humor and cheeky stories that are funny, rude and definitely not safe for work.
There were these really irritating guys that made me want to strangle the life out of their bodies. I asked her if she could beat… Read More »So there was this one prostitute that said she would do anything for money…
All porn films should start with 5 seconds of music, to remind me that my volume is turned up. ???
I have only one word for women that want to treat me like a sex object… Hey
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change the bulb and one to hold the penis…..LADDER! I… Read More »How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
A man wakes up in a hospital bed… The nurse says, I have some bad news. You won’t be able to feel anything from the… Read More »JOKESTER
You know you’re getting old when you’re watching porn and you think to yourself “That bed looks really comfortable…”
I thiink that anal sex should be reserved for marriage only because marriage is a prison.
The wife rang me at the pub giggling, “The kids are at mums, I’ve got a bottle of Chardonnay, and I’m in my sexy new… Read More »JOKESTER
Women can use sex to get what they want. Men can’t because, well, what they want is sex.
The old saying is that if you want something done right, do it yourself. This shouldn’t apply to sex.