No replace
When asked if online comics would replace actual comic books, Stan Lee said, “Comic books are like boobs. They look great on a computer, but… Read More »No replace
Dirty Jokes
Dirty jokes for adults only: naughty one-liners, bedroom humor and cheeky stories that are funny, rude and definitely not safe for work.
In a row
My mom caught me masturbating when I was 14. My dad caught me smoking when I was 16 and he made me smoke 20 in… Read More »In a row
Just to hold
My wife came in starving today so I made her a great big sandwich. “Don’t eat it just yet, just hold the plate” I said. Five… Read More »Just to hold
Recognition
One sunny day, a priest and a rabbi are walking in the park. They pass a lake, and the priest says “It’s nice and sunny,… Read More »Recognition
Wrong number
“I love you,” I slurred as I phoned my wife from the pub.
“I love you too,” came the reply.Read More »Wrong number
Manippleation
i pretend to be a plastic surgeon to talk girls into showing me their breast. some call it fraud I call it maNIPPLEation
Difference
Before marriage you realize the importance of sex. …. After marriage you realize the importance of masturbation
Not alone
FAVORITE SEX POSITION: Really doesn’t matter as long as I’m not by myself!!!
Who decided
If her bra and panties match when you take off her clothes, it wasn’t you who decided to have sex.
From her
My wife wanted me to come shopping, but I had a headache… I must have caught it from her last night when we didn’t have… Read More »From her