Could you tell
Have you heard about a computer virus which fills your internet history with hundreds of pornographic websites, then plants a folder somewhere on your hard… Read More »Could you tell
Dirty Jokes
Dirty jokes for adults only: naughty one-liners, bedroom humor and cheeky stories that are funny, rude and definitely not safe for work.
Unrealistic
Porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.
what is wrong with me
I just read that the average person has sex at least three times a week. They must have a really well paid job. I can… Read More »what is wrong with me
Conditions
The pope is very ill, and nobody can cure him. The cardinals call in an old physician recommended to them. After an hour long examination,… Read More »Conditions
My girlfriend has no interest in my personality, has no desire…
My girlfriend has no interest in my personality, has no desire to ever get to know the ‘real’ me and her only goal in life… Read More »My girlfriend has no interest in my personality, has no desire…
Miss him
Two newlywed go on their honeymoon. As things start to get hot and heavy, The woman says, “Please be careful with me I’m a virgin.” The puzzled man replies, “But you’ve been married 3 times before.” “Read More »Miss him
Correct
A woman has sued a hospital, stating that, after recent treatment, her husband had lost interest in sex. The doctors replied: ‘All we did was… Read More »Correct
Not gently
I went to see a nurse about my concerns my penis is too small. “There’s absolutely nothing there to worry about” She said Fucking bitch,… Read More »Not gently
“Don’t open that wardrobe!” shouted my wife as I was just about…
“Don’t open that wardrobe!” shouted my wife as I was just about to, “Your Christmas present is in there!” “Too late,” I said, pulling open… Read More »“Don’t open that wardrobe!” shouted my wife as I was just about…
The best sex is “What if we get caught?” sex.
The best sex is “What if we get caught?” sex.