What did the shower say???
Every naked person turns me on!
Dirty Jokes
Dirty jokes for adults only: naughty one-liners, bedroom humor and cheeky stories that are funny, rude and definitely not safe for work.
24 Hours to Live
Barry returned from a doctor’s visit one day and told his wife Carol that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping… Read More »24 Hours to Live
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a hooker with diarrhea?
One of them shucks between fits.
I thought I loved you until you started to show off your true self.
[SERIOUS] [TRIGGER WARNING] The only reason why I broke up with you was because of how poorly you treated me. You never loved me. You… Read More »I thought I loved you until you started to show off your true self.
ITALIANS WILL GET THIS
Im working on a story about a gay puppet who wishes he were human. everytime he tells a lie his penis gets bigger. Im going… Read More »ITALIANS WILL GET THIS
Some girl has stolen my phone and clicked naked selfies.My cloud is full of them now. Somebody help me find her
I need to give her a charger too.
Why are french ducks so sexy?
They have a certain ‘Je ne sais quack’
Boudreaux and the parrot (LONG)
Boudreaux walked past a pet shop every day on his way to work. He saw this nice looking parrot and decided to ask the shop… Read More »Boudreaux and the parrot (LONG)
Celibacy and atheism are quite similar.
One is avoiding sex, and the other is avoiding sects.
I told my wife I was going to give her gold-medal sex.
She said, “Just once, could you give me silver-medal sex and finish second?”