Dave walks into his local pub…
…and sees Bob sitting at the bar, grinning from ear to ear.Dave goes up to Bob and says, “Oy, Bob, what you grinning about there?”… Read More »Dave walks into his local pub…
Dirty Jokes
Dirty jokes for adults only: naughty one-liners, bedroom humor and cheeky stories that are funny, rude and definitely not safe for work.
Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other:
“I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”
Oouch
A married man died just before sex.His wife cut his penis, coated it with cement & fixed it on her bedroom wall.Every night she used… Read More »Oouch
What’s a thing pornstars and truckers have in common?
They both get paid by the load.
You guys wanna brood and talk about how much we hate our dads?
I fucking hate my dad! Also there should be a flair for Family/FriendsBut my dad is a Homophobic POS, he saw my watching Steven Universe… Read More »You guys wanna brood and talk about how much we hate our dads?
What is the speed limit of sex?
68.At 69 you have to turn around.
I dont tell people about my sex life anymore
Because nobody wants to hear my fuckin’ stories
So there’s these three guys coming out of the golf clubhouse on a Friday night.
The gentlemen see a lady shooting left-handed on the practice green nailing 20 foot putts like it was nothing, so the guys ask, “Hey do… Read More »So there’s these three guys coming out of the golf clubhouse on a Friday night.
Two midgets were having a discussion one night about their ever dwindling memories of the last time they had sex.
They came to a unanimous decision that they would pay a visit to a couple of prostitutes at a local whorehouse they had found out… Read More »Two midgets were having a discussion one night about their ever dwindling memories of the last time they had sex.